Month: November 2001

Kymberlie never ceases to amaze me with her bevy of useless knowledge. We went to lunch today (the OG! – that’s Olive Garden for those of you not in the know) and on the way back to the office we were talking about dreams. She has these bizarre violent dreams, very ironic considering she is pretty much a pacifist in her thinking. Anyways, she was talking about this dream where she was on an escalator, and I said, “You have an issue with escalators, right?” And she said, “Yeah, well, escalators and stairs in general. Climacophobia. That’s fear of stairs.” Yes, she knows what the official term is for the fear of stairs. You can check for yourself right over at PhobiaList.com. And if I ever made it on to “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” you can bet who would be at the top of my “Phone a Friend” list. Even though she makes up words sometimes like functionability. (Sorry, that word STILL cracks me up, almost a year after it happened… why is spellcheck saying this is spelled wrong? It’s spelled right … no, it’s functionality!)

Stefani Louise said to keep it quiet, but today is HER BIRTHDAY!!! Yeah!!! Happy Birthday Stefani! Hope it’s the bestest year ever!

I was sitting here wrapping things up – for some reason I am not tired but I was going to make myself go to bed anyways. Watching some late night TV, nothing like “Blind Date” and “5th Wheel” to make you realize your life isn’t all that bad. Then this commercial came on. At first I thought it was for an exercise video. NO. Darrin’s Dance Groove breaks all the steps down for you so that you too can dance just like Britney and Justin. Yep, you got that right, learn the latest dance steps! How can you pass that by???

Now, maybe it’s just me, but if I saw someone dancing like that … I would have to laugh. I guess if I tried it out then I would be more understanding, huh? I should probably go order the DVD now…

Hilary, just keep reminding yourself that they are from Texas. Yeah, I know, I can’t explain it – but some days around here it seems like if you aren’t a size 4 then you have a “fat ass”. Yeah, I know, twisted huh? (Ok, I am generalizing, but you know – I do speak with experience.) And it explains that whole Harry Potter diatribe too.

On a positive note, this kick ass gorgeous gal is on tv saying how she spends all these Friday nights home alone because no one asks her out. Ok, that makes me feel good, but not her! Oh well, she won’t ever read this anyways.

Sometime, sometime soon I am going to expand my list of links, on it’s own page, and maybe even some categories. Probably not blog categories, but I am going to add sites with helpful things like fonts, scripts, etc. And I have to remember to include bluishorange – because she lives in Houston and I like her site. Note to self – add to list. Anyone else out there with a site I don’t know about? Post a comment. Tell me. That’s how I find all the good sites anyways. Come on now, don’t be shy. Really. Oh, and leave your birthday too – I am working on a birthday list. Robyn’s is later this month. Mar’s is next month. I want a big list though. Anyone?