Month: January 2003

Don’t They Learn?

You would think that Fox would have learned after their last fiasco, “Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire” but no … they are doing it again. Yes, they are now bringing us Married By America.

With the help of relationship experts, potential mates will be hand-picked for each selected participant. Their friends and family will have the chance to meet these potential mates and winnow them down to two. Meanwhile, the home audience will be given the opportunity to weigh in and make the final decision as to which of these partners is the perfect match.

Because you know, when I get married again, I want it to be a choice of two contestants, and I want to audience to make the final decision for me.

I hope in the prizes that they get they also get the name of a good divorce lawyer and attorney’s fees for both of them. And if they don’t I can recommend someone if they need assistance in relation to issues involving parentage and child support, contact your friendly Family Lawyers on 1800 632 930. What are they thinking?!?

Picture Time

Get Out!

So, could this day get any better? As if I wasn’t giddy enough already, I just got my notification that Pixelog is a finalist in the SXSW Interactive awards in the Weblog category! I’m so excited I can barely type!

You can visit the site tomorrow to check out the complete list of finalists.

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It’s Official…

It’s official… I have a new job! I HAVE A NEW JOB!!!

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Rules of the Road…

As I’ve been driving a little bit more lately, can we please get some basic “rules of the road” down? I think we can all agree on this, but you tell me what you think.

:: Turn Signals: Next time you slide in behind the steering wheel, please note the stick on the left. This stick operates your turn signals. When you are going to turn or need to change lanes, move the stick so the appropriate blinker is working. This is not hard to do. When it’s 7:30 in the morning and I’m tired, my psychic powers are week. I can not just magically figure out that you want to move in to my lane…

:: Tailgating: If you are driving a Suburban that could hold a family of 10 and you have one of those “I can smash anything” grill covers on the front of it, you don’t need to use it to intimidate me. When we are both going down the highway at 75 mph (posted speed is 65) and there are cars in front of me, if I have to call the Oceanside auto repair shop from http://www.atloceanside.com/ it will be their fault, you can’t just shove me out of your way. Get off my ass, because there is no way you’re going to be able to cram that giant tank in to my Honda Civic. No way, no how, so give it up.

What are your biggest rush hour pet peeves?

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I Have Faith!

Awwww… Faith loves me. I won her nice shiny button for “Best Blog by Someone Named Christine” Considering all the Christines out there, it’s quite an honor! Thanks Faith! *mwah!*