Love Bridget Jones’ Diary? Love Lord of the Rings? Well now you can have the best of both worlds thanks to The Very Secret Diaries by Cassandra Claire. Thank goodness they put that warning on the page – they saved my monitor from some serious spray! Read them in the order they are listed on the page, otherwise the jokes that span across them won’t make any sense! [via William Ted]
URGENT ASSISTANCE – FROM USA
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED
HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
From: George Walker Bush
202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461
Dear Sir / Madam,
I Am George Walker Bush, Son Of The Former President Of The United States Of America George Herbert Walker Bush, And Currently Serving As President Of The United States Of America. This Letter Might Surprise You Because We Have Not Met Neither In Person Nor By Correspondence. I Came To Know Of You In My Search For A Reliable And Reputable Person To Handle A Very Confidential Business Transaction, Which Involves The Transfer Of A Huge Sum Of Money To An Account Requiring Maximum Confidence.
Think your job sucks? I’m watching window-washers on the building across from me. It’s cold, icky & rainy outside, and there is a definite nip to the air – but there they are on the scaffold, washing windows 40 floors up. So really, does your job suck as bad as you thought it did when you look at from that perspective?
Blogwhore 2: The Revenge of the Blogwhore … let the games begin!
What is Blogwhore, you ask? Well, it’s this crazy little web game. Think of it as an online Survivor where you must shamelessly beg to win challenges, allowing you to progress in the game. Ah, who am I kidding? The truth is, the crazy judges (including me) just manipulate the poor little contestants and make them perform and do things simply for our amusement. All in the name of being a Blogwhore. Yes, it’s a very honorable title, one I wear with pride!
Rather than post them here, I added the photograph of the sunrise view along with another to the Pixelog. More photos from around town to come as the week goes on.