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Author: Christine
Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.
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Because it used to be a Good Thing?
A Montana man named Jack Ass …
WAIT. I have to point out that the man is named “Jack Ass”. He voluntarily changed his name to “Jack Ass”. On his own. Because being “Jack Ass” is a good thing? I just don’t get it.
Returning to the point of this post:
… has sued MTV for plagiarizing and defaming his good name in connection with the show “Jackass”. Because you know, he was the first person to ever use the words Jack Ass. And it had such a good reputation when he changed his name to Jack Ass back in 1997. Uh huh, right.
You know, if you change your name to Jack Ass, you deserve all the crap you get for it.
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Look Mean but be Nice…
“Heroic-type executive seeks a cool, hip, posse to travel with him during most occasions. On buses, on trains, walking down the street, attending meetings, hanging around outside of office, at the arcade, etc. Should be extra cool upon confronting clients, ex-girlfriends and buddies from high school. Posse members should be able to write and compose theme music, preferably with clever lyrics. Super fly fashions only. Must walk with a swagger. Look mean, but be nice to hero. Sandwiches for lunch daily. Please send cover letter and describe what makes you so darn cool. Handsome wages open to negotiations. As the kids say, word.
Who says you can’t find everything at Craig’s List? I *so* need a posse. A super fly posse. Want to apply? Word. [via Ashley]
I also need a spork. 30 minutes at the copy machine. Paper jams. Lots of staples. I need a spork so I can gouge my eyes out. SPORK! I need a spork. Yo, where’s my theme music and my spork?
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We Need Some Bitches!
Here it is … a once in a lifetime offer. Ok, maybe not once in a lifetime, but one you have never seen here before. If you’ve ever felt the need to rant and rave without having your name attached to it, head on over and join Snarky Bitch. Send an e-mail, tell Snarky who you are and why you are feeling snarky. You know you want to.
Some days you can’t help who you are…
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Stick it to The Man!
Buy a CD, cassette or vinyl album between 1995 and 2000? Then you are now part of a class-action lawsuit settlement involving the five largest CD distributors who were found guilty of fixing prices and ordered to pay approximately $44 million to consumers. You might not get much, but something is better than nothing isn’t it? To make your claim go here and to learn more check out Wired News. [via Wood-Tang.com]