Ironic Beer Snob…

I have become a complete and total beer snob.

The other day, I saw a Miller Lite truck pulled over by a local Heights bar dropping off a delivery. The back of the truck had a sign that read, “Triple hops – loaded with flavor.” I laughed. Seriously? Clear, nearly water beer. Who the hell considers that to be “loaded with flavor?”

The irony in all of this? I can’t stand the smell or taste of beer. Craft beer, home brew, anything. Can’t drink it. I have attempted to take a sip of a craft beer within the past year, but it was horrible. That only time I ever drank a beer was in 1990, and it was likely a Miller Lite.

But if you’re drinking some crappy beer, I’m totally going to judge you. I’m such a beer snob.

Speaking of beer, if you like it, you totally need to get a Beer Sox for your glass, or whatever you are drinking! Don’t let your beer go naked! My friend Katie, who has drank a few nice craft beers at my house, owns the company. Local, woman owned. You need one! Bonus – want 15% off? Use the code “Christine” when you place your order!

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

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