It can buy a House, But not a Home
It can buy a Bed, But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock, But not Time
It can buy you a Book, But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position, But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine, But not Health
It can buy you Blood, But not Life
It can buy you Sex, But not Love
So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering…
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. CASH ONLY PLEASE.
(Thought this was gonna be one of those “inspirational” ones, didn’t you????)
7 replies on “Money…”
You can buy blood? What’s the point of being a vampire then?
Leave it my husband to crack a joke before me…but I read…”You can buy a position, but kissing on the mouth is extra.” ;-p
So… where do I purchase the position “Web Designer Goddess”? Can I use my visa?
Well, it *is* everywhere you want to be. Even at the Blood Bank, I guess.
hehehehe.
*rolling on floor mad with laughter* Sorry but Robyns comment tickled a funny bone and I haven’t been able to stop cackling *wiping away tears* Gaffaw!
How much was that? Do you accept cash or will a check do?
“I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering…”
ROFL!