It can buy a House, But not a Home
It can buy a Bed, But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock, But not Time
It can buy you a Book, But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position, But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine, But not Health
It can buy you Blood, But not Life
It can buy you Sex, But not Love

So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering…

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. CASH ONLY PLEASE.
(Thought this was gonna be one of those “inspirational” ones, didn’t you????)

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

7 replies on “Money…”

*rolling on floor mad with laughter* Sorry but Robyns comment tickled a funny bone and I haven’t been able to stop cackling *wiping away tears* Gaffaw!

How much was that? Do you accept cash or will a check do?

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