Just for Robyn, Peep Surgery One poor Peep needed CPR though … it’s not pretty. [via BoingBoing]
I’m a Fool For You…
I was an April Fool! I was posting over in D’s blog and a little in Robyn’s too! And meanwhile, they came in here and posted for me! For the record, I am not secretly going off for a fivesome at Gnomedex with Todd, Colin Powell, Chris & Gretchen. I didn’t do the Friday Five today, and I am not a closet Trekkie. I don’t have the hots for Mr. Scott, although I deserved that after what I posted in D’s blog. And the 3some? Well, I’ll never tell if that is really true or just a fool joke!
Thank you to everyone for blogging for me, that was hysterically fun! And D, once again – sorry about the personality tests and the cat photo. I had to do it though… I hope you can shake that Billy Elliot rumor!
Easter Dates…
My son, Jason, was born 2 days after Easter in 1992. Now, thanks to the Easter Dating Method site, I can figure out how many times in his lifetime his birthday will actually fall on Easter. 21st April 2019, 21st April 2030, 21st April 2041 and 21st April 2052 in case you wondered. [via Leia]
Mental Warfare…
Porn upsets Palestinians. “Porn movies and programs in Hebrew are being broadcast by Israeli troops who have taken over three Palestinian television stations of Ramallah.”
No, this is not an April Fools joke. Instead of news, the Palestinians get porn. How is that for some mental warfare?
The madness to my method
Don’t tell Robyn, but she just thinks she’s going to Gnomedex with Todd. Why do you think I suck up to Chris so much? The whole thing is rigged from the start. See we all keep Robyn happy this spring and summer thinking she’s going to Iowa…and a happy Robyn is a quiet Robyn. But in secret, Chris has actually secured Colin Powell as a keynote speaker, and Robyn will be “left behind by accident” at the last minute. Todd and I will hook up with Colin. And as long as Gretchen can convince Chris, we’ve got ourselves a fivesome. Let’s see if Ashcroft can find enough blue velvet for THOSE photos!