Don’t tell Robyn, but she just thinks she’s going to Gnomedex with Todd. Why do you think I suck up to Chris so much? The whole thing is rigged from the start. See we all keep Robyn happy this spring and summer thinking she’s going to Iowa…and a happy Robyn is a quiet Robyn. But in secret, Chris has actually secured Colin Powell as a keynote speaker, and Robyn will be “left behind by accident” at the last minute. Todd and I will hook up with Colin. And as long as Gretchen can convince Chris, we’ve got ourselves a fivesome. Let’s see if Ashcroft can find enough blue velvet for THOSE photos!
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They didn’t call him Chairman of the “Joint” Chiefs for nothing, you know. *puff*