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But I am So Tired of Hearing It!

Lee Greenwood Never Tires of Song. But Lee, I am tired of it. And “his healing balm for the nation”? Hurl. As a former Army wife, I got burned out on that song during Desert Storm. I have never recovered. I cringe every time I hear that song. Seriously. My boss had a screensaver running one day that played it over and over while he was gone for a meeting. I snapped. I finally unplugged his speakers & left him a note. I couldn’t take it any more.

I am as patriotic as the next guy, don’t get me wrong. I love America. I am glad people are taking notice and standing proud. But take the ratty, nasty flags off of your cars and stop making me listen to that song!

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404 & Apache Voodoo Magic…

I just sent off instructions to Shannon, but figured I would post them here too. This is how I (finally) set up my custom 404 error page. I didn’t have to use Telnet (the original way Jay was going have me set it up required that, but then he hooked me up so I could just FTP when he realized I had forgotten all I once knew about Telnet). These instructions require a Unix server running Apache. If that is what your site is hosted on … oh, this is sooooo easy it’s wonderful! I feel like a nut for never doing it before! First, you create your custom 404 page. Name it whatever you want. Be sure to set the path right in the line of code below. For my demo it is named “404.html”.

Upload it to the same directory that has your index.html page, the “root” of your site. (My sites are in subdirectories – so http://www.pixelwannabe.com/blahblahblog will take you to blahblahblog.com so my 404 for blahblahblog would go in the same spot where my index.html for blahblahblog is at. Make sense?)

Create a text file in notepad. You will have a line of code in it:

ErrorDocument 404 /404.html

That’s it. The only line. Unless you want to make other pages – there is a 403, a 500, other random ones, but 404 is of course the one we see most often. Or if you had to use the .htaccess file for something else, then you might have more info in there. Save the text file as “.htaccess” without the quotes. Yes, the file name looks odd. Yes, .htaccess – trust me on this. FTP it in ASCII mode to the same location you sent the HTML file to, where your index.html file is located. VIOLA! That’s it. You have a 404 error page, all your own!

Let me know if you have any questions! (No promises that I will be able to answer them, but I’ll try!) Or if my directions are wrong, please let me know. If you want to learn all about .htaccess files and other bits of things like that, you can visit Apache.org.

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Sending Out Wishes…

Happy Second Anniversary to Ashley & Daric! Congratulations – and may you have a life full of happiness ahead of you!

Happy Birthday to my Uncle Terry! He probably doesn’t read this, but I want to send him positive thoughts on his birthday! I hope the years ahead are filled with much joy & laughter. And I hope they leave the Twins alone & let them stay an active baseball team. *grin*

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My Special Treat…

Jay made me a special treat tonight, and I totally love it! Now that I know how to set it up, I am going to have to make some for every skin on this site. Then the other sites. *sigh* I have had a wonderfully fun, full of lots of laughter night – which makes up for the fact that I didn’t get anything done other than setting up Robyn’s search page template file. (Todd, if you change those images to Bert … well, I will leave them like that and then you can’t use your favorite skin!)

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Did I Get This Right?

According to the article in the New York Times, “Mr. Kamen says the Segway can go 15 miles on a six- hour charge, for less than a dime’s worth of electricity from a standard wall socket.” Ok, 15 miles total on a 6 hour charge. So for the 2 hours you are on it (at an average of 8 mph, even though it can max out at 12) you have to charge for 6 hours. And 15 miles? Yeah, uhm, there is NO use for it in Houston, that’s for sure. Because I would have to stop half way to downtown to recharge! This makes me laugh hysterically every time I think about the image. You know, stop half way to juice up at someone’s house. Wait 6 hours. Pit stops around town. Oh yeah, this will be good. On the other hand, in a city like New York it would probably be quite cool. Paris. Munich. Just isn’t going to happen in Houston. Plus it’s too damn hot here in the summer, we HAVE to have our AC…