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Warning Signs for the Web…

Warning Signs for the Web – Too funny!

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Abducted by Aliens

For the Love of Your Hands…

I just posted this as a way too long comment over on Mel’s site, but it is worth repeating here. Mel was just told she has Carpal Tunnel, but she doesn’t want to miss a lot of work having the surgery. I know I was offline for 2 weeks when I had my hand surgery back in December, but part of that was by choice, and part of that was because I actually had two procedures done at the same time – the one for Carpal Tunnel and the one for DeQuarvein’s Syndrome – something I would never recommend. (I found out later that the doctor also doesn’t normally recommend it, but we were dealing with a short holiday break so we did it that way. Big mistake.) The surgery on my thumb had it immobile for two weeks. I basically had a cast that covered my thumb and rendered my right hand pretty useless. That said, the carpal tunnel portion of the surgery wasn’t bad at all. By day 2, I was moving my fingers. Day 3, I was able to type somewhat, although not much without a thumb, so I just stayed offline.

Your hands are SO important to you – why would you want to mess with the health of your hands? I just talked about this on my latest podcast because it matters so much to me. Take good care of your hands!

If you have been told you have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, here is my advice (slightly edited from the original comment left on Mel’s site):

– ICE. You don’t need heat. Just ice. My hand surgeon and my hand therapist both said the ice is what does the trick; heat just feels good. (I realize different therapists have different views on this, but from personal experience only ice helps.)

– Sleep with the wrist splints on. You may feel stupid, but I don’t care. You want to take care of your hands, right?

– Drive a standard? Wear the splints then too. Probably a good idea no matter what you drive.

– Splints during the day also a good idea. You’ll get used to them. I knit with them on. You can do it.

– The carpal tunnel only surgery has a initial recovery time of less than a week. My Mom had it in February – without the thumb surgery – and she was on the computer two days after her surgery. My surgeon had told me that he frequently has people do the surgery on a Thursday, take Friday off and return to Monday.

– Once you have carpal tunnel syndrome, it NEVER goes away. The symptoms may get better, but it doesn’t go away. Ignore it and skip having the surgery and you can end up like me with some permanent nerve damage. I have a crappy tingle feeling in my right hand all the time, and a special spot that I can touch that sends fireworks through my hand. I would recommend nerve testing to determine the level of carpal tunnel that you have, and also trying the cortisone shots first. But if you are at the point where surgery is recommended – do it.

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Almost 3 months later, I have no numbness. No tingling. Nothing. My right hand feels so good, I am considering having the surgery on my left hand this summer. (It only goes numb 1-2 times a week, so we’re not at the severe point my right hand was at with constant pain. Yet.)

Sorry to go on and on, but the health of your hands is so important. You use them to work. To craft. To create. You depend on them. You would have a hard time being on the computer right now if you had problems with your hands. Do you really want that? Don’t screw with them just because you don’t want to be off work for a few days or you don’t want to pay for surgery. Take care of your hands.

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Randomness from Late at Night…

YEAH!  It's the Eiffel Tower!Late last night I was flipping channels because I couldn’t sleep. When I came across the soft-core pr0n ala Cinemax, I decided that from now on it shall be referred to as “Sporn”.

And a note to the women out there starring in these films – when you go to the doctor to get your store-bought boobs, don’t go for the “stick a cantelope cut in half and slammed on my chest” look. It really is freaky and unnatural looking. You’re going to look really stupid when you’re in your 50s with those rock racks.

Yeah, things start to get strange around here when Mike is gone for so long. I swear, I wasn’t watching the sporn, but you can’t miss noticing those things late at night. I’m just lucky they didn’t give me nightmares.

Someone once called our honeymoon the “phallic monument tour” because I took so many pictures of Big Ben and the Eiffel Tower. It seems appropriate that I should be considering sporn the same day I finally start posting my almost 2 year old photos of the Eiffel Tower on Flickr, doesn’t it?

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Traveling Student…

See Mike knit… See Mike purl

Mike met up with Pixeldiva today and they headed to the LYS in London to pick up some Colinette for me. (Yeah!) Mike told me when he called this morning that he was going to get some yarn and needles so she could teach him to knit too. She has a lot more experience then I do with teaching others to knit, so I knew she would be the perfect teacher for him.

He bought his own Debbie Bliss Cashmerino chunky yarn, and has a set of 7mm Addi Turbos to knit with.

I got a phone call at about 10 pm tonight – 4 am in London – from Mike. He had fallen asleep on the couch in the giant hotel suite that he has for this trip. He informed me that he had learned how to knit, how to purl, how to cast-on, how to cast-off, had done a yarnover already – by mistake, and he had frogged. He was told that he went from beginner to intermediate within a day, and you can see from the photos just how even his stitches are. I am not surprised, since he is just like me when it comes to things like this, and he will obsess with getting it perfect.

My first comment? “Keep your hands OFF my yarn stash!” (To which he laughed.)

He said that knitting was $#%@# addicting, and that he almost tripped and fell getting off the tube earlier in the evening because he was so busy studying peoples scarves, trying to figure out how they were made. He says he has now become hypersensitive to knitwear.

I am afraid we may have created a monster. Mwuhahaha!

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Goodies from London?

Mike has to go to London for work, and being the fabulous guy that he is, he offered to bring me knitting goodies. (How cool is that?) One problem. I think I can get pretty much anything they have there over here. I’ve also heard that Colinette is more expensive there than it is here. I did tell him that cool sock yarn is always welcome, but meanwhile I thought I would post the question here:

Is there anything fabulous I should have him bring to me from London? Something that I’m not even aware of that I would otherwise miss?