Last night, D and I were chatting away on the good ol’ IM. AIM, not Trillian, since AOL won’t let me use Trillian any more to access their service. D found some rather disturbing sites which I will leave alone for him to write about. But the drawings on one site led us on a quest. A quest for Wil Wheaton porn. We knew it just had to be out there. Well, I don’t know if D ever found the actual porn, but we did find the Wesley Crusher Estrogen Brigade. (Estrogen Brigade? WTF?) It is the home of much classic poetry and even anagrams of Ensign Wesley Crusher!
My favorite of the poems is posted below. Just for your viewing pleasure and because both Robyn and D were crushed by Wesley in the Bloggies. This is for you guys…
Wesley is a wicked Crusher
No-one on the ship is lusher
My heart goes zoot
When you’re in your jumpsuit
Ensign on the dotted line
I’d sign my life away
To see your pert ass every day
My friend Het said you were gay
She lied
But if you were I would’ve died
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Oh I found the Wesley Crusher porn, but I’m not posting it. Nobody needs to know what Worf can do with a phaser on poor lil Wesley.
Speaking of Estrogen Brigades, there used to be a David Duchovny one back when The X-Files first started. I’m sure it’s still out there somewhere. There may have also been a Gillian Anderson Testosterone Brigade, but I could be making that up.
*giggling* That made me smile!