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And Still Working Out Barbecued Meats…

Scene: The living room. Me on the laptop, Mike in the chair across the room, arms over his head, eyes shut.

Me: (I hear faint snoring-like noises.) Mike? Are you sleeping?
Mike: No, I’m awake.

A few minutes pass. Snoring sounds increase.

Me: Mike. You are snoring.
Mike: Yes, and I’m still working out barbecued meats in my head.
Me: What? Ok, so you’re asleep, snoring, and yet you’re trying to claim to be just thinking about meat?
Mike: Yes. I may have been snoring, but that was what I was thinking about.
Me: I am so blogging this.

See? This is what happens when you read cookbooks like they are novels, especially right before you go to sleep. I still can’t believe he tried to claim to not be sleeping, while clearly snoring. Right…

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

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