Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.
Guess what arrived? Our free iPod from freeipods.com. Yes, it is for real, and yes – it is really here. It has the URL etched on the back, but is that a big price to pay for a free iPod? No, I think not.
I took pictures, but the card reader is in the other room and I just don’t feel like going to get it. It looks like the iPod box, with an iPod inside and all that. Yeah, is that cool or what?!?
Watch out for these new viruses – neither Symantec nor McAfee have solutions as of yet!
The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The John Kerry virus – causes the floppy to flip flop on its stored memory.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus – Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus – Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy… then discards it through Windows.
[via e-mail from my Dad.]
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