Knitting and crocheting has taken over our house recently. (Gee, bet you never would have guessed…) While pondering things that I can make and new domain names to show off crafty items at, I finally hit on a fabulous domain name that wasn’t registered.
It is now mine. All mine. Mike asked me what sort of items I could post on that domain, seeing as how they would have to be somewhat twisted in nature, of course. (I’m actually very tempted to move this blog there, but I need to think about that some more. Moving is a pain.) So in the past 15 minutes, the following items have been tossed out:
– Dick Warmers (with optional matching mittens, scarf & hat)
– Cock Koozees
– Testical Toasties
– Dick Warmers with beads (really? Would that hurt?)
– Johnson Jacket
– Butt Coasters
Hey, anyone up for designing the patterns for these? Does Knitty have anything online already? I mean, the offer a uterus – so why not a dick warmer? What size needles would you use? And what gauge?
Update! There is a knitted willie warmer pattern (found thanks to Alysha, on a site appropriately named “Danglie Bits”), so I’m all set! There is also the Y2K Wooly Willow Warmer (a generic thong) and Willie Warmer pictures! Oh, and in case I never figure out how to knit, I have the option to crochet a willie warmer! Whee! We can modify them into cock socks and Schlongjohns now!