Yesterday, I noticed that the Dial body soap that Mike had purchased, marked to men with a “manly scent” or something like that, actually said “for Hair & Body!” on the bottle.
Me: Have you been using that stuff on your hair TOO?
Mike: Yeah! I told you that when I bought it. It is so convenient! Everything in one bottle!
Me: *look of horror*
Me: Have you learned nothing in our years together? Nothing?
Mike: *laughing* Well, it just seemed so easy.
Mike: Plus my goal in life is to amuse you and to give you things to blog about.
I just shook my head and walked away. If that stuff disappears, don’t blame me, ok?