I Am Not Trying to Hit on You!

Post author By Christine
Post date Tuesday, May 20, 2003
16 Comments on I Am Not Trying to Hit on You!

Know what sucks? When you put on mascara and then for the rest of the day your eyelashes keep getting stuck together. All of my co-workers must think I’m winking at them – when I’m really just trying to unstick the eyelashes on my left eye!

View the photo – you’ll see that I have almost no eyeliner on the outer edge of my eye. Why? Because I keep rubbing it to stop the winking!

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

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16 replies on “I Am Not Trying to Hit on You!”

Suuuure! That’s a good excuse for flirting with your fellow co-workers. I’ll have to remember that one for when I go back to work. 😛

Aww man, and here I thought we had a thing. 😉

I hate it when you hit your eye with the wand, and then blink really hard, and that makes you squish your eyes together… while your mascara is still wet… Big ouchy mess.

And that is why I won’t wear the stuff! That, and I forget I’m wearing it and rub my eyes, and startle myself when I go to the bathroom and look in the mirror, only to find raccoon-girl looking back at me.

Plus, I know I’m not fooling anyone into thinking my eyelashes turned black overnight (they’re long, but light blonde).

that’s better than getting that goopy stuff in the corners of your eyes. then they just think you are sick.. and gross. 😉

Man, and I made reservations at the Best Restaurant in Town(tm) for us tonight! All that because your mascara was sticking?? 😉

Melissa, we still have a thing. You know it girl. 😉 (Not a mascara wink.)

Ste, in that case … I am trying to hit on you. Will the Surgeon Specific be joining us?

Christine, that is one of the best ‘come hither’ pics ever. You look damn sexy!

You’re not? Bummer. 🙁

Know what sucks just as bad? Wearing your shirt tucked in only to find out at the END of the day that your back pockets were turned inside out all day. Like some noseless elephant that walks backwards.

how YOU doin’?

Tudy, that is infinitely better than forgetting to zip your fly, having your front pockets untucked, and walking around looking like an elephant with a nose… 😉

Christine…you know you want it. Don’t front. And don’t hate the playa, y0, hate the game…

Here’s a tip that may help:

Coat your lashes with a fine dusting of pressed powder before applying mascara.

I read that in Family Circle magazine, and it actually works. 🙂

LOL! Funny pic!

I am allergic to all of it, so I am a marmy looking girl with no eye makeup.

I actually had a guy I worked with say to me once “YOu need to wear mascara” *snort*

Yeah, and You need the BJ you will never get from me, you turkey.

Anyway, you are pretty. 🙂

i’m allergic to mascara…. :X and its my life…lol with out it… i have no lashes…lol

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