See, I knew there was something fishy with that whole “Jesus was a Vegetarian” thing – because really, Vegans are Modern Day Witches! It’s all right there in a Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick at the Landover Baptist site.
Please note: Landover Baptist is a parody site. I do not really believe Vegans are witches. I just found the article quite funny considering my post the other day. That is all.
I *knew* it would not be an elimination round. Especially considering how hard this leg was. But I still wanted to punch Team Guido. “We are determined to come out of this next leg as team #3, and after that we will be team #1.” Yeah, ok, whatever. Jerks.
I think they choose elimination rounds *after* they see what are happening with the teams. Like they saw how close the Frat team was to Guido and they decided to not eliminate anyone to keep the tension. I bet if Guido was a few hours behind, they would have been gone. Grrrr. I am rooting for Kevin and Drew so i am super bummed about it.
You know, I think Team Guido defines the term “lucky bastards.” Two weeks in a row they were saved from elimination. But I have to admit, them being on the show makes it much more interesting.
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3 replies on “I Knew It!”
I have read the site before…humorous. I am a modern day witch…no warts on me, last I checked…LOL! I also eat meat…My hubby teases me and calls me a hippy, tree hugger though…:-)
I’m definitely not a vegetarian. I kept the Sabbath and celebrated all the Jewish festivals. If you’ll look at history, you’ll see we ate lamb at Passover. The gospels record that I cooked and ate fish, even after My Resurrection.
Oh Jesus! Thank you *so* much for the true answers. I knew about the paschal lamb at the last supper, so I was sure it just couldn’t be true…