The Mighty Geek is always guaranteed to make me laugh, but when I read this about elevators and staples and more … well, I’ve been laughing for about 5 minutes now. Loud laughter. And my cat is just staring at me. I wonder if Mona is thinking that she should call 911 and be a rescue cat. Or else she is plotting to eat me after I die here on the couch laughing so that she won’t starve to death. Cats are scary like that, you know. Anywans, I won’t even bother to write any more about this because it just won’t do it justice. Go read it for yourself. Make sure to not consume liquids before you do.