Oh. My. God. There is an Army Chaplain from Houston that is hoarding his little 500 gallon pool of pristine clean bathing water and using it to bribe soldiers to baptized. Yes, “It’s simple. They want water. I have it, as long as they agree to get baptized,” he said.
Because, you know, if you force them to be baptized to get a bath, that’s just like volunteering to do it because you believe.
I wonder – if you agree to it once, do you get to come back for repeat baths in the future? As long as you continue to profess that you believe? Or is it a one-time only deal?
Next he is considering hordeing the food to lure the soldiers in. For some reason I can’t stop rolling my eyes. [via Dori]