For all you nervous stock-watchers, a bit of advice on how to play the market….
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.
If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock), one year ago — drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit — you would have $79.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
(Yet another e-mail sent to me by my Dad. He cracks me up.)