Latest Stock Market Advice…

For all you nervous stock-watchers, a bit of advice on how to play the market….

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock), one year ago — drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit — you would have $79.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

(Yet another e-mail sent to me by my Dad. He cracks me up.)

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.