Quack…

Today’s little bit of humor:
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Oh my god, a talking duck!” The duck says, “Yeah, yeah, just gimme my beer.” So the bartender gives him a beer, and says, “Where do you come from, anyway?” The duck says, “I’m from around here. I work at the construction site across the street.” The bartender says, “Jeez, you should join the circus, you’d get rich!” The duck says, “What the hell would a circus need with a bricklayer?”
(Hijacked from the FilePile Discussion Board)