Hilary, just keep reminding yourself that they are from Texas. Yeah, I know, I can’t explain it – but some days around here it seems like if you aren’t a size 4 then you have a “fat ass”. Yeah, I know, twisted huh? (Ok, I am generalizing, but you know – I do speak with experience.) And it explains that whole Harry Potter diatribe too.
On a positive note, this kick ass gorgeous gal is on tv saying how she spends all these Friday nights home alone because no one asks her out. Ok, that makes me feel good, but not her! Oh well, she won’t ever read this anyways.
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Reminds me of the Lyle Lovett song, “Yes, you’re not from Texas.” I dunno why, totally not on topic. It’s a jiggy little tune tho.
It’s like they are from a different planet. Seriously. FIL was trying to calculate how much time we have until the rapture (using simple long division apparently) and he needed a scrap piece of paper. So of course he comes to MY desk, because heaven knows the “little woman” wouldn’t have any important papers to worry about, and starts scrounging for scrap paper. He picked up the registration card for my new camcorder and began to walk away with it before I stopped him. Sheesh…