Snagged from Elle Jay because it made me laugh:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him…..a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
So, do you have a good joke to share?