Category: General

“The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.” -Oscar Wilde Banned Books Week, September 22-29, 2001. Support it. Thanks to A Fire Inside for doing this.

The Internet Helpdesk is one of THE funniest things I have seen in a long time. I am with him on that Dilbert Desk Calendar thing – you *can not* read tomorrow’s page today! Oh, I laughed so hard I started to cry. That is priceless. (Thanks to Candi – again – for the link.)

“I am sorry. It seems you are experiencing an I.D.10.T. error. Let’s see if we can resolve that…”

Chelsey just told me, after seeing the search results below and how everyone seems to find this site using blah, that “they should be told, there is nothing BLAH about you!” I guess since she has known me since 1994 she is an expert on this subject…

Google: “steven spielberg” and “heroes of iwo jima”: I had it on TiVo for awhile, it must have gotten indexed.
Google: long island sound navigation cows: Huh? No cows here, and I am nowhere near long island sound. I wish I was.
Yahoo: phonetic story: woohoo! a Yahoo search! I feel so special!
Google: i have cute feet: Yep, I sure do!
Google: toe ring factory: nope, I don’t make them, I just wear them…

Off to work! Have a great day!

2 cups mayhem, 1 teaspoon reality… Ohhhhhh… Keith has me laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. What a riot. And he is linked to some great finds too. I have to make sure I go back to his site again soon!

The only problem I have with Macs is that some of them look so candy-like, you almost want to lick them and see if they taste how they look, like the walls in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

Have *you* ever thought that the colorful Macs look like they should taste good? Now every time I see one I am going to be looking for the OompahLoompahs, ready to start singing at a moment’s notice. Oh, how funny… (Link found thanks to the hysterical blogover comment that Candi shared.)