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Our Wonderful President

As we all know, I have a TiVo and I love it. It knows when to record everything I want to see, and then on days like today I get to play “catch-up” and watch a bunch of shows. During rerun season I watch it on the weekends that is – during the regular season I watch certain shows as soon as I can. Anyways… I went to watch Will & Grace from Thursday night, and what was I greeted with? DUHBYA!

Can someone get that man some serious hardcore speech coaches to come and hang out with him at the ranch and teach him to not be so incredibly flat and monotone? I almost fell asleep 4 times during the speech. And don’t even GET me started on his stem cell speech. I have to give him credit for one thing – he is pretty firm and steady in his beliefs. He isn’t like some politicians, always singing a different tune. But … he said he will not let them use federal funding to do research on new stem cells. It is a morale issue for him, the loss of life. HELLO? You’re the president. What happens when we go to bomb Iraq? Didn’t we just send planes over there this weekend? What about the moral issue of killing those innocent living & breathing people? AUGH! It just bothered me. I am pro-life. I do not want people to get paid to have abortions and donate embryos for stem-cell research. But these are embryos that, as Duhbya said, will more than likely be destroyed. I don’t know… I guess it was the whole issue that a president has to make decisions about things like sending soldiers off to fight and kill innocent victims in other countries. And isn’t this the same guy that was PROUD of the fact that Texas had so many executions while he was in office? Ohhhh… so if they are a violent criminal it’s ok to kill them, but if they are living in a test tube and will be destroyed before ever being implanted into a uterus, we can’t extract the stem cells for research. Gee, Duhbya, that sure does make sense. He scares me. (Speaking of scary, have you seen Gore with that beard! Ack! Get a mirror, buddy. Shave that off!)

If you want a good laugh, be sure to visit The First Twins: Jenna Bush and Barbara Bush. Funny that Chelsea Clinton was the first daughter for 8 years and we NEVER saw her do any of the things that Ms. Jenna has done already. Can’t anyone get her under control? Hello, missy? We are ALL watching you make an ass of yourself. Yes, yes, I was in college once, and we all wanted to have fun and I know I drank while underage, but I didn’t have cameras from around the globe pointing at me!

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Banned Books Week

“The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.” -Oscar Wilde Banned Books Week, September 22-29, 2001. Support it. Thanks to A Fire Inside for doing this.

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Internet Helpdesk…

The Internet Helpdesk is one of THE funniest things I have seen in a long time. I am with him on that Dilbert Desk Calendar thing – you *can not* read tomorrow’s page today! Oh, I laughed so hard I started to cry. That is priceless. (Thanks to Candi – again – for the link.)

“I am sorry. It seems you are experiencing an I.D.10.T. error. Let’s see if we can resolve that…”

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About that Blah Issue…

Chelsey just told me, after seeing the search results below and how everyone seems to find this site using blah, that “they should be told, there is nothing BLAH about you!” I guess since she has known me since 1994 she is an expert on this subject…

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Queries to Amuse Me…

Google: “steven spielberg” and “heroes of iwo jima”: I had it on TiVo for awhile, it must have gotten indexed.
Google: long island sound navigation cows: Huh? No cows here, and I am nowhere near long island sound. I wish I was.
Yahoo: phonetic story: woohoo! a Yahoo search! I feel so special!
Google: i have cute feet: Yep, I sure do!
Google: toe ring factory: nope, I don’t make them, I just wear them…

Off to work! Have a great day!