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About that Homeland Security Thing…

Saturday Night Live gets “two-thumbs up” from me for informing us of the new color scheme for the Homeland Security Advisory System. The warning colors?

Off-white: Huge risk of Terrorist Attack
Cream: Immense Risk of Terrorist Attack
Putty: Enormous Risk of Terrorist Attack
Bone: Gigantic Risk of Terrorist Attack
Natural: Enormous Risk of Terrorist Attack

Memorize the colors. Know the code. Now we can all be on the lookout!

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

5 replies on “About that Homeland Security Thing…”

Heck, that’s almost like that toothpaste commercial.

“All right children, what color are my teeth?”

“Beige!” “Off-white!” “Ecru!” “Mother-*gasping breath*-of-pearl.”

Man, I miss having NBC…

Hey, this has nothing to do with it, but I realized this line: Warning: Wrong parameter count for strstr() in /home/blogoman/public_html/blahblahblog/lgf-reflog.php on line 35

On the top of your blog. I refreshed your blog, and it’s still there, thought you should know 🙂

God, that is one hiliarous list.

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