All About Cake…

Found in today’s e-mail, from my Dad:

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue…
and then you add eggs and sugar…
and you get cake?

Where did the glue go?

NEED AN ANSWER?

You know darned well where it went! That’s what makes the cake…

Stick to your BUTT!

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Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

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4 replies on “All About Cake…”

Haha! Good one, Dad! (Yes, of course I’m going to steal that one. So what.)

*wink*

heh… that one is right up my uncle’s alley…. very corny 🙂

Um… you know, I just tried this, actually, and I suppose a little of the cake stuck to my butt… but really, most of it just fell on the floor.

Am I doing something wrong? The frosting stuck really well, but the cake — not so much. Meh.

I went to my girlfriend birthday party one friday night in July and Im wearing these skin tight white jeans with my wooden wedge sandals that flip flop when I walk so I got up from my seat and placed my cake on my seat then I went to get something to drink with my awesome double chocolat fudge cake and when I walked back to my seat I notice a napkin stuck on my shoe so then I turn around and then I sat right down in my wonderful cake.Everyone looking at my butt and they have a big smile on their face so embarrassing that night thats just luck.

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