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Picture Time

Updates Here and There…

New photos added to PictureYourself, with more waiting to be posted. Jen is the latest at Pixelog. H-Town Bloggers at Tropica and more photos from the last night out with Jen are in my Snapshots section. I’ll add the photos from the latest happy hour by the weekend, and I’ll finally finish the captions on the ones that are already there. Lots of things for you to enjoy!

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Amuse Me

I Am Not Trying to Hit on You!

Mascara Winks Know what sucks? When you put on mascara and then for the rest of the day your eyelashes keep getting stuck together. All of my co-workers must think I’m winking at them – when I’m really just trying to unstick the eyelashes on my left eye!

View the photo – you’ll see that I have almost no eyeliner on the outer edge of my eye. Why? Because I keep rubbing it to stop the winking!

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Geek Love

Sharing the Blogroll!

What a fantastic idea! Blogrolling and Blogshares have joined forces so that you can set up – easily – a blogroll of all of the sites you have invested in and the people that have invested in yours. You can read all about it at BlogRolling News. Sweet! (Another thing to add to my long to do list!) [via J-Mo]

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Geek Love

Well, Isn’t That Sweet…

I sort of slid my reference to TechTV and Sarah’s Blog Report in to my hacker post last night. You see, Sarah had written in her report that you should just steal other blog owners CSS and code.

Uh, NO. Not unless you want someone to go carnival freak crazy on you. (Yes, I love that line and I’m abusing it today.)

Several people, including Kristine, Melissa and myself, contact Tech TV and complained about the article. How could Tech TV allow someone to say on their sites that it is ok to steal code? (She even titled the section “Steal, Steal, Steal” … no, don’t, don’t, don’t.)

Now parts of the article are changed. There is a message to “Chill out, it’s just research”. No, Sarah, if you were suggesting that I look at code and then create my own – that’s research. Taking it outright and using it is stealing. Then she added that “Stealing stuff pisses people off”. Gee, glad you noticed that.

I don’t agree with her statement that her tips are a great way to help you understand how MT works. CSS has nothing to do with MT and only helps you figure out how to lay things out on the page.

And it’s mighty generous of her to tell people to steal her blog’s code – since it’s a Blogplates design that she doesn’t give credit.

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Geek Love

Long Restless Night…

Hackers suck. Hosting Matters rocks. They’re going through the servers with a fine tooth comb, looking for leaks. Meanwhile, SSH has been locked down.

If you’re running MT and you haven’t upgraded to 2.63 – do it. (This goes for everyone, not just my clients.) Especially if you have .php extensions on your pages – script kiddies try to get in there and leave comments with malicious code to mess up your site.  The way to get your woman to watch porn with you is to choose the type of porn you watch with her very carefully. You can find a best sex chats here. Did you know that sex stories may be the answer to getting a good night’s sleep? Yup, that’s right sex stories. Sounds a heck of a lot better than Valium or elephant sized doses of sleepy time tea, doesn’t it? Sex has been proven to be a great sleep inducer and spicing up your sex life with sex stories can be a big help in getting the sleep you need. There is no argument that the restorative powers of sleep are needed for a healthy and happy lifestyle. Sex stories can help add to your sex life making the sex better as well as your sleep. Not sleeping can be dangerous to your health, but using sex stories as a sex aid can help stem off the negative stimuli that causes us not to be able to sleep. Studies have shown that sleep deprivation can bring on serious disease such as dementia and Parkinson’s disease. Not to mention how it can generally mess up other things in your life like your work, family life relationships, etc. The key is to wind your body and brain down just before bed and sex is the perfect way to do that. Using sex stories can put your in the mood to have sex by exciting your mind and helping to reach a better and more satisfying orgasm. That is what puts you to sleep, the release. Some may argue that reading sex stories would get your brain too excited and may not be the best way to get a good night’s slumber. Not true. As mentioned before, it’s the release in sex that brings the mind and body down into a restful satisfied state more conducive to deep sleep. Excitement before bed such as action movies or going for a jog or other exercise have negative effects on your sleep because the endorphin build up stimulates your brain without the benefit of release. This is what causes your brain to work overtime and diminishes your ability to fall asleep. Put the Sanitize plugin in to place or just upgrade. It’s fast, it’s easy – and there is a reason that new releases come out. Most men tend to really like PORN MOVIES. Heck, I believe that in some ways “adult movies” are partly responsible for this current generation of men being unable to satisfy their women in the bedroom. You see, when you have sex with your woman it is a visual and auditory experience – just like porn. However, unlike porn – when you have sex with your woman there are other senses involved, those being FEEL, SMELL and TASTE. Basically, I think that when men watch too much porn – they become reliant on what they see and hear. Then, when they have “real sex” with their woman, they are not tuned in enough to what they feel, smell and taste. So BE CAREFUL WITH PORN. With that said, it can be fun to watch NAUGHTY movies with your woman – but you have to go about it the right way (and most men don’t). First of all – if you are not giving your woman vaginal and multiple orgasms every time you have sex – DO NOT watch porn with her. The reason why is because if your woman sees a female porn star getting much more sexual pleasure on screen than you are giving her – your woman is likely to feel confused, annoyed and perhaps even angry with you! So, get the sex working properly with your woman before you try to watch porn with her. However, if you are giving your woman mind-blowing sex – feel free to watch porn with her occasionally. Here Is How To Get Your Woman To Watch “Naughty Movies” With You There is definitely something kinky and a little naughty about you and your woman “getting it on”; whilst you are watching other people “get it on” in a porn movie. And women love to GET NAUGHTY – so this can be powerful.

If you run Gallery, make sure you have the latest version of that too. The older versions had leaks and points of weakness. Again, upgrade.

Too tired today, any time things like this happen it makes for a long restless night. Fortunately, this is the first time since Blogomania started that we have ever been hacked like this – considering we has clients on 7 servers now, that’s a pretty good record. However, as we all know – you should never let your guard down.