A Montana man named Jack Ass …
WAIT. I have to point out that the man is named “Jack Ass”. He voluntarily changed his name to “Jack Ass”. On his own. Because being “Jack Ass” is a good thing? I just don’t get it.
Returning to the point of this post:
… has sued MTV for plagiarizing and defaming his good name in connection with the show “Jackass”. Because you know, he was the first person to ever use the words Jack Ass. And it had such a good reputation when he changed his name to Jack Ass back in 1997. Uh huh, right.
You know, if you change your name to Jack Ass, you deserve all the crap you get for it.