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Look Mean but be Nice…

“Heroic-type executive seeks a cool, hip, posse to travel with him during most occasions. On buses, on trains, walking down the street, attending meetings, hanging around outside of office, at the arcade, etc. Should be extra cool upon confronting clients, ex-girlfriends and buddies from high school. Posse members should be able to write and compose theme music, preferably with clever lyrics. Super fly fashions only. Must walk with a swagger. Look mean, but be nice to hero. Sandwiches for lunch daily. Please send cover letter and describe what makes you so darn cool. Handsome wages open to negotiations. As the kids say, word.

Who says you can’t find everything at Craig’s List? I *so* need a posse. A super fly posse. Want to apply? Word. [via Ashley]

I also need a spork. 30 minutes at the copy machine. Paper jams. Lots of staples. I need a spork so I can gouge my eyes out. SPORK! I need a spork. Yo, where’s my theme music and my spork?

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

33 replies on “Look Mean but be Nice…”

Ahh… Gotcha Solonor. At which point I’ll quote a brilliant source of humor. 😉

From QDB:

‘fo sheezy.
what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from ‘keeping it real’ and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the ‘streets’ as it were.

::giggle::

I love that place.

Aight Solonor, I’m down, yo. Off the hizzie, fo shizzie! Word.

Ah crap. Stupid HTML. 😉 Obviously, I ain’t got da time for dat stoopid HTML either…
Try this:

[asr] ‘fo sheezy.
[Sabboth] what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from ‘keeping it real’ and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the ‘streets’ as it were.

Oh. My. God. GeekGrrl, I love you! No, seriously, will you have my children? Er, more of my children?

Not only is that site hilarious, they have Tradewars! TRADEWARS!! You don’t know how many hours I played that back in my BBS days. I’m all misty-eyed. I need a moment… *sniff*

you guys are too cool for school. i’m glad i didn’t embarrass myself by applying for this position. i would have been sorely out-phatted by your homies, christine.

so has anyone figured out what “sandwiches for lunch every day” means yet? does the hero provide sandwiches for the crew, or is making sandwiches for the hero each day part of the job? clear job descriptions, people. please.

I am lost in a world where everything is wrong, demented. i don’t get it.
all i need is a spork to fight my way out of this insanity. What? I am still lost. hey P throw me a spork yo.

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