Kymberlie never ceases to amaze me with her bevy of useless knowledge. We went to lunch today (the OG! – that’s Olive Garden for those of you not in the know) and on the way back to the office we were talking about dreams. She has these bizarre violent dreams, very ironic considering she is pretty much a pacifist in her thinking. Anyways, she was talking about this dream where she was on an escalator, and I said, “You have an issue with escalators, right?” And she said, “Yeah, well, escalators and stairs in general. Climacophobia. That’s fear of stairs.” Yes, she knows what the official term is for the fear of stairs. You can check for yourself right over at PhobiaList.com. And if I ever made it on to “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” you can bet who would be at the top of my “Phone a Friend” list. Even though she makes up words sometimes like functionability. (Sorry, that word STILL cracks me up, almost a year after it happened… why is spellcheck saying this is spelled wrong? It’s spelled right … no, it’s functionality!)
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