Category: Amuse Me

I was looking for something else on my hard drive when I spotted this picture. Yes, I realize that TomKat have already had their baby. Just last month. But this photo was supposedly snapped back in February or so – a few months before she actually had the baby. So the bizarre shape of her “baby belly” makes me laugh every time I look at this photo. Not only does it make me laugh, but it sends me into fits of giggles. It is just too funny!

Look at how far out her belly is from her legs. It is waaaaaaaaaay far out there. Not a normal distance, no. A huge distance. Crazy weird how far out there it is. (Click the photo if you want to see the large version. Consider yourself warned – it is freaky!)

I seriously wonder about them. I feel sorry for her, and him? Well, I used to like him. Now I just think he is a nutcase.

Now, back to the Chemistry review…

I almost forgot about this song. HOW could I forget about this song? I’m not sure. Anyways, anyone that has listened to the first few episodes of my podcast has heard Jonathan Coulton. He sang the “Ikea” song, and “Curl”, the Olympic song. His music is pretty hysterical, and I have a few songs planned for future podcasts. When I started my podcast, Mike suggested that I should play “First of May” if I did an episode on May 1st.

Uh, no. Can’t do it. Won’t do it. Don’t want to deal with the hate mail I would get over it.

However, you can go and read the lyrics and download the song yourself. After all, it is the first of May. If you listen to the advice in the song, I can’t be held accountable. (By the way, the song is *so* not work safe or child friendly. You’ve been warned.)

Have fun!

Cheney’s Got a Gun. For your amusement.

Scene: The living room. Me on the laptop, Mike in the chair across the room, arms over his head, eyes shut.

Me: (I hear faint snoring-like noises.) Mike? Are you sleeping?
Mike: No, I’m awake.

A few minutes pass. Snoring sounds increase.

Me: Mike. You are snoring.
Mike: Yes, and I’m still working out barbecued meats in my head.
Me: What? Ok, so you’re asleep, snoring, and yet you’re trying to claim to be just thinking about meat?
Mike: Yes. I may have been snoring, but that was what I was thinking about.
Me: I am so blogging this.

See? This is what happens when you read cookbooks like they are novels, especially right before you go to sleep. I still can’t believe he tried to claim to not be sleeping, while clearly snoring. Right…

Snagged from Elle Jay because it made me laugh:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him…..a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

So, do you have a good joke to share?