Category: Amuse Me

I doubt if I’ll ever see it, since the Friday the 13th movies just aren’t the type of movie I normally like to watch – but isn’t it ironic that when MY Jason turned 10 they released Jason X? Friday the 13th, Part 10. Brought back all of the memories of everyone telling me that they were going to make little hockey masks for Jason if I went with that name. (He almost ended up being named Kevin just to avoid the Jason/Friday the 13th jokes!) In case you are wondering, no one did it. And I’m glad I stuck with the name because I like it, regardless of it’s horror movie connections.

Puffy has demanded a “no clown” clause in his contract. Yes, he suffers from “coulrophobia, an irrational fear of the red-nosed, oversized-shoe-wearing, greasepainted circus buffoons”. Poor Puffy. [via Damaged Goods]

I was going to leave this for Robyn to write about, but some stuff is too good to pass up. Like this. That’s “Longs Drugs” by the way, not “Long Dong” like I first read it. No more yanky my wanky!

Watch the cha-cha-cha-chia plants grow like you have never seen them before at Chia Puberty! (Warning: This link is not suitable for small children.) [via Booboolina, sort of… she linked to Truth in Advertising on the same site.]

DAMN! In the haze that was the past two weeks with meetings and conference calls and late nights at the office, I totally missed the fact that my favorite branOphelia named ME her mofo sexy bloggah’! Yep, April 10th, and I totally missed it! Damn! Thanks to Bran for pointing it out!

All Your Trailer Park Are Belong To Us… – look! He calls his girlfriend a little hottie! [via Gretchen, another little hottie!]