I stopped at Target last night to pick up something, and as I was zooming back to the front to check out, I spotted this out of the corner of my eye. Some days, I’m really glad I have a camera phone, because things like this shouldn’t be passed up.
Just for Kymberlie, in honor of the joke she shared:
Know why blonde jokes are so short?
So men can remember them.
Watch out for these new viruses – neither Symantec nor McAfee have solutions as of yet!
The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The John Kerry virus – causes the floppy to flip flop on its stored memory.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus – Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus – Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy… then discards it through Windows.
[via e-mail from my Dad.]
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him.
[via e-mail from my Dad.]
Someone was looking for this the other day, but now I don’t remember who. If you need to bypass compulsory web registration (like the NY Times website), BugMeNot.com can hook you up with a way to log in without creating a new account.
Meanwhile, their own Registration page is priceless. “If you are an employee, partner, affiliate or legal representative of any site which enforces compulsory user registration then we require you to complete our registration process. It costs nothing to register and will only take a moment.”
Speaking of registration – I hate it when blogs enable the TypeKey system. I get the point and all that, but for some reason I can’t log in to TypeKey, it refuses to send me an e-mail with my log-in information, and so … I’m stuck. Waiting for all of my comments to be moderated. So if you’re one of the people that has been stuck moderating them – I apologize. If I could get it to work again, I would. *sigh*