For years I have received spam e-mail that has the subject line telling me I can “Find out Anything about Anyone Anywhere!” but the one I got today just takes the cake…
Ruin Anyone Anywhere!
With whatever great product they are offering, I can ruin anyone! Anywhere! If only Bush had had this, he could have used it to ruin Saddam! And if I get it, I will take on amazing super powers of evil! I will control the world!
By the way, know what really rocks? When you realize that you should find a list with the company holidays because this Friday is Good Friday. Then you discover that you have this Friday off! Whoo hoo! And I’m taking Monday off too for Jason’s birthday – so I will have a 4 day weekend!