For years I have received spam e-mail that has the subject line telling me I can “Find out Anything about Anyone Anywhere!” but the one I got today just takes the cake…
Ruin Anyone Anywhere!
With whatever great product they are offering, I can ruin anyone! Anywhere! If only Bush had had this, he could have used it to ruin Saddam! And if I get it, I will take on amazing super powers of evil! I will control the world!
By the way, know what really rocks? When you realize that you should find a list with the company holidays because this Friday is Good Friday. Then you discover that you have this Friday off! Whoo hoo! And I’m taking Monday off too for Jason’s birthday – so I will have a 4 day weekend!
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OK I *so* need the Ruin Anyone Tool. The world will be mine.
Just remember… I’m your friend. Friend. Remember Spork? I love you and your pink cookie goodness. Say it with me now… Friend. Not “ruin”, “friend”. 😉
Please don’t ruin me! I like pink links… honest!!!
How’s this for good-
We get Friday and Monday off down here! Then we also get Friday 25th off for Anzac day (Memorial day for the soldiers).
i’m taking friday off because its my birthday!! so i get a three-day weekend 🙂
Four day weekend! Woohoo! Oh wait … every weekend is like six days for me. Ahh, the one upside of only working one day a week. 😉
Pictures after the weekend please … ok you can ruin me now. *grin*
Yikes! I hope the FBI knows about that “ruin anyone” service, that’s scary. =:o
Sorry my comment above has the wrong Name, stupid Mozilla auto-complete form thingy filled in my friends info. 😛
I was wondering why you wanted us to all quit lovin’ Lisa. I mean. the only Lisa I know is Unix Gal, and she rocks too much for me to quit lovin’ her!
Enjoy your long weekend!