Chim-Chimney… Chim-Chimney..

Oh my. Now I can’t stop singing the “Chim-Chimney” song from Mary Poppins. Yes, some brilliant Texan thought that he could get in to his locked house if he slid down his chimney. When he ended up wedged in the chimney in the country where most people refuse to take the blame for their own mistakes, what did he do? He blamed Mary Poppins, of course! Damn that Mary Poppins! Practically perfect in every way, my ass! (Uh oh. I think all this work today is making me punchy!) [via Minnesota Gardener]