Many people out there are trying to claim they died in a knitting accident. I wonder though … do they even know how to knit? Would they know a knit from a purl, or what garter stitch even is? Show me some lace that you’ve knit, or a cable or two, and then I’ll believe it.
Although considering how sharp and fine the sock needles I use when I knit are, it is entirely possible I could die in a knitting accident. Maybe I should reconsider sock knitting while riding in the car?
(If you’re wondering what I’m talking about, read this. Props to Imelda for passing it on to me!)
3 replies on “Do They Even Know How to Knit?”
And two died while blogging also! How do you think that happened?!
Are there any stats about people dying from opening up those thick plastic wrappers?
Oh, I didn’t even think of that one – those plastic wrappers are EVIL!!!