The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.
The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.
(Sent to me via e-mail from my Dad. Yes, my Dad. He’s a hoot.)