The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.
The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.
(Sent to me via e-mail from my Dad. Yes, my Dad. He’s a hoot.)
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*laughs* Where’s my camera!
Oh man, that was fucking funny. We could only hope!
hey — if it helps us avoid war. i’m all for it!
We all must sacrifice in some small way or another during these times…so sacrifice those clothes! 😀
That has to be the best idea of any that I’ve heard so far. To quote the 60’s, “Make love, not war.” This is just the new twist on it!
One good look at me naked and all of the bad guys will surrender peacefully (on the condition that I put my clothes back on.)