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Hello? We Can Hear You…

Tonight when I came home I parked my car on the back side of the apartment complex. I started to walk towards the sidewalk and then I heard it, loud and clear …

Moans of passion.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! OHHH!!!” People? If you live in an apartment complex and you’re having sex – maybe you should shut the windows if you’re a screamer? Otherwise you might end up with a crowd outside your window, enjoying the free show. I couldn’t help but laugh as I heard the final exclamations of passion as I walked away.

Maybe they were using Sweet Release Natural Sensual Health Products? Yes, you can make your lover citrusy fresh! Or you can make him hard apple flavored. De-lish! This stuff just creeps me out as it cracks me up. Is it just me?

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

15 replies on “Hello? We Can Hear You…”

Hey, if’n you’re gettin’ some, why not tell the world!

But really, is citrus a sensual smell? Apple, *maybe*, but I don’t want Billy “Orange Glo” Mays going through my head when I’m, um, yeah. 😉

Thank you. Now I can’t look at lemony fresh cleaners with a straight face. Or Pepsi Twist, the new lemon-flavored Pepsi, for that matter.

I can’t decide which is funnier the testimonial that reads: “His orgasms became operatic and very vocal.” Or the company’s slogan: Come for the sex. Stay for the health.”

I take it back. Mr. DateMan & the PepsiTwist is the funniest. 🙂

that’s better than the upstairs neighbors i had in this one fourplex i once lived in — their bedroom window right above ours, and only a narrow alley between the next building — great acoustics. and though the were having the sex, it apparently wasn’t mutually fun — either that or this is a kink i can’t imagine, but the springs’d be a-creakin’, he’d be a-gruntin’, and she’d be yelling “are you done yet? you a**hole!” reeeeeally loud. oy. like two AM, too.

such a cute couple they were (ugh)

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