Tonight when I came home I parked my car on the back side of the apartment complex. I started to walk towards the sidewalk and then I heard it, loud and clear …
Moans of passion.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! OHHH!!!” People? If you live in an apartment complex and you’re having sex – maybe you should shut the windows if you’re a screamer? Otherwise you might end up with a crowd outside your window, enjoying the free show. I couldn’t help but laugh as I heard the final exclamations of passion as I walked away.
Maybe they were using Sweet Release Natural Sensual Health Products? Yes, you can make your lover citrusy fresh! Or you can make him hard apple flavored. De-lish! This stuff just creeps me out as it cracks me up. Is it just me?
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LOL — that stuff is truly scary sounding!
Hey, if’n you’re gettin’ some, why not tell the world!
But really, is citrus a sensual smell? Apple, *maybe*, but I don’t want Billy “Orange Glo” Mays going through my head when I’m, um, yeah. 😉
The testimonials are the funniest part. “I was very surprised that my husband found it to be quite tasty. He said it was like having dessert after dessert.”
Thank you. Now I can’t look at lemony fresh cleaners with a straight face. Or Pepsi Twist, the new lemon-flavored Pepsi, for that matter.
Thanks to good ole APC filters, I can’t get past the first screen…hmmm, guess I’ll have to wait until I go home to search for the flavor of my desire!!
if this blogs a’ rockin’, don’t come a’ knockin’.
you said you were just walking by… but you managed to hear them both cum? how long did you stop and listen, dearie?
ROFL! Trust me – it was simultaneous. In the time I managed to walk from the car to the sidewalk (across the parking lot). You know, SOME people can do that …
I can’t decide which is funnier the testimonial that reads: “His orgasms became operatic and very vocal.” Or the company’s slogan: “Come for the sex. Stay for the health.”
I take it back. Mr. DateMan & the PepsiTwist is the funniest. 🙂
Omg, I guess I should shut my windows huh? ;o)
I’m so glad you don’t live near my house! LMAO!
ug! you know — yay for them and all that… but it kinda makes me cringe. there’s a reason for doors and windows and loud stereos!
=very glad to be OUT of the apartment comnplex=
*blush*
er… um… that was complex… I rely WAY too much on spellcheck.
that’s better than the upstairs neighbors i had in this one fourplex i once lived in — their bedroom window right above ours, and only a narrow alley between the next building — great acoustics. and though the were having the sex, it apparently wasn’t mutually fun — either that or this is a kink i can’t imagine, but the springs’d be a-creakin’, he’d be a-gruntin’, and she’d be yelling “are you done yet? you a**hole!” reeeeeally loud. oy. like two AM, too.
such a cute couple they were (ugh)