Last night the topic of odd search results came up, and I realized that I hadn’t checked my search terms recently. Normally when I check them I see a lot of “blah,” “blog,” and “pink” search results. So I was a bit surprised that someone found this page today while looking “for how to get a big dick“. Uh, yeah. I’m single and I have been for some time. So I don’t think I’m the expert on how to get one. Sorry I can’t help. It seems that checking shoe size won’t help you either. Whatever is a girl supposed to do?
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I still think the best weird search request ever.
“free nude pictures of actor will wheaton”
I emailed him a screen shot of it 😉
Hehe, you do realize that your site will only get MORE hits now for people looking to increase their penile size, right? 😉
that was funny
Oh sweetie, it’s not that hard to get. All you have to do is go up to some guy (usually standing against the wall) and say “Hey, You! Yeah, you’ll do. Whip it Out and Show it Hard! Cummon Daddy, F*#K ME!”
Oh, wait … you don’t hang out in the same places I do. Do you? Ah well, nevermind.
I tried that Ed, it didn’t work. I guess you have to be a man saying it – from a woman it just isn’t going to work.
According to my stats, here are the top 20 search strings that found my site. Make of this what you will.
dancing jesus
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camel toes
anaglyph nude
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flashyourrack.com
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ryland
spiderman jpgs
anti-porn guy
godzilla porn
largest breasts in the world
naked amputees
wil wheaton nude
goth chick
arnold schwarzenegger crank calls
That dick search was probably for me. 🙂
what amazes me is that there are people getting research grants to study this. i am so in the wrong profession
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