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If I Knew…

Last night the topic of odd search results came up, and I realized that I hadn’t checked my search terms recently. Normally when I check them I see a lot of “blah,” “blog,” and “pink” search results. So I was a bit surprised that someone found this page today while looking “for how to get a big dick“. Uh, yeah. I’m single and I have been for some time. So I don’t think I’m the expert on how to get one. Sorry I can’t help. It seems that checking shoe size won’t help you either. Whatever is a girl supposed to do?

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

9 replies on “If I Knew…”

Oh sweetie, it’s not that hard to get. All you have to do is go up to some guy (usually standing against the wall) and say “Hey, You! Yeah, you’ll do. Whip it Out and Show it Hard! Cummon Daddy, F*#K ME!”

Oh, wait … you don’t hang out in the same places I do. Do you? Ah well, nevermind.

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