Last night the topic of odd search results came up, and I realized that I hadn’t checked my search terms recently. Normally when I check them I see a lot of “blah,” “blog,” and “pink” search results. So I was a bit surprised that someone found this page today while looking “for how to get a big dick“. Uh, yeah. I’m single and I have been for some time. So I don’t think I’m the expert on how to get one. Sorry I can’t help. It seems that checking shoe size won’t help you either. Whatever is a girl supposed to do?