Jenn was able to find and fix the error – and I helped! No, seriously, I did. I know, I’m stunned too. I helped debug PHP!
Only one small issue left. I’m not getting any e-mail right now. Ugh. Fortunately, the techno gurus can help with that, I’m sure!
UPDATE: My e-mail was out there, I just had to access it via IP for awhile instead. All in all, the move went really well!