SNL’s skit about Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory had me rolling. I loved the part about Veruca Salt (played by Drew Barrymore) and how she now makes money by having men pay her $75 to say “I want it now, Daddy! Daddy! I want it now!”. The cartoon about the “retooling” by NBC of Emeral was a riot. Has anyone seen that show? It sucks! Emeral needs to stick with the Food Channel! Now the Weekend Update is on. Loving it! Britney Spear’s breast implants were made out of Cher’s nose! Hitler coming out of the closet, pink scarf and all, asking “Sprechen sie Dick?” The picture of Michael Jackson – he creeps me out – he doesn’t even look human! Now they are talking about the “politically correct war”, Operation Regrettable Inevitability! Whoo! Neal Diamond is singing “Heartlight” with Gay Hitler! Tina Fey & Jimmy Fallon (edited: not to be confused with Tammy Fey & Jimmy Fallens) were just cracking up in the background.
I always think that the “What would you do if someone passed you the keys to a Pontiac” commercial is a joke at first. Every time I see it. If someone passed me the keys, I would find someone to pass them on to! I will have to comment more on that over at AdLibitum.