Men often complain that women never tell them what they want when it comes to sex, which I personally don’t agree with. Most women, if they are wise, will either tell you or guide you. Watch for the context clues, because you can bet they are there. Meanwhile, you can always study this list to see where you are missing the mark. Or if the man in your life is missing the hints, maybe you should print this out and leave it somewhere for him?
However, please do not follow the advice on #5. If you ask her over and over if you have found it, she might just slap you. And you probably deserve it. When you find it, you will know. On the other hand, the advice on #3 (and lots of the others) is really, really good. It’s the little things that often mean the most. Thanks, now get your tongue out of my ear. [via Ryland]
Oh, and by the way – before anyone asks, I didn’t post this list because of any negative personal experiences I have had in my past. It was actually Ryland’s take on it that cracked me up. That said, anything that didn’t make the list that should have? Or that you think you have even better advice for?