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From: George Walker Bush
202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461

Dear Sir / Madam,

I Am George Walker Bush, Son Of The Former President Of The United States Of America George Herbert Walker Bush, And Currently Serving As President Of The United States Of America. This Letter Might Surprise You Because We Have Not Met Neither In Person Nor By Correspondence. I Came To Know Of You In My Search For A Reliable And Reputable Person To Handle A Very Confidential Business Transaction, Which Involves The Transfer Of A Huge Sum Of Money To An Account Requiring Maximum Confidence.

I Am Writing You In Absolute Confidence Primarily To Seek Your Assistance In Acquiring Oil Funds That Are Presently Trapped In The Republic Of Iraq. My Partners And I Solicit Your Assistance In Completing A Transaction Begun By My Father, Who Has Long Been Actively Engaged In The Extraction Of Petroleum In The United States Of America, And Bravely Served His Country As Director Of The United States Central Intelligence Agency.

In The Decade Of The Nineteen-Eighties, My Father, Then Vice-President Of The United States Of America, Sought To Work With The Good Offices Of The President Of The Republic Of Iraq To Regain Lost Oil Revenue Sources In The Neighboring Islamic Republic Of Iran. This Unsuccessful Venture Was Soon Followed By A Falling-Out With His Iraqi Partner, Who Sought To Acquire Additional Oil Revenue Sources In The Neighboring Emirate Of Kuwait, A Wholly-Owned U.S.-British Subsidiary.

My Father Re-Secured The Petroleum Assets Of Kuwait In 1991 At A Cost Of
Sixty-One Billion U.S. Dollars ($61,000,000,000). Out Of That Cost, Thirty-Six Billion Dollars ($36,000,000,000) Were Supplied By His Partners In The Kingdom Of Saudi Arabia And Other Persian Gulf Monarchies, And Sixteen Billion Dollars ($16,000,000,000) By German And Japanese Partners. But My Father’s Former Iraqi Business Partner Remained In Control Of The Republic Of Iraq And Its Petroleum Reserves.

My Family Is Calling For Your Urgent Assistance In Funding The Removal Of The President Of The Republic Of Iraq And Acquiring The Petroleum Assets Of His Country, As Compensatio n For The Costs Of Removing Him From Power. Unfortunately, Our Partners From 1991 Are Not Willing To Shoulder The Burden Of This New Venture, Which In Its Upcoming Phase May Cost The Sum Of 100 Billion To 200 Billion Dollars ($100,000,000,000 – $200,000,000,000), Both In The Initial Acquisition And In Long-Term Management.

Without The Funds From Our 1991 Partners, We Would Not Be Able To Acquire The Oil Revenue Trapped Within Iraq. That Is Why My Family And Our Colleagues Are Urgently Seeking Your Gracious Assistance. Our Distinguished Colleagues In This Business Transaction Include The Sitting Vice-President Of The United States Of America, Richard Cheney, Who Is An Original Partner In The Iraq Venture And Former Head Of The Halliburton Oil Company, And Condoleeza Rice, Whose Professional Dedication To The Venture Was Demonstrated In The Naming Of A Chevron Oil Tanker After Her.

I Would Beseech You To Transfer A Sum Equaling Ten To Twenty-Five Percent (10-25 %) Of Your Yearly Income To Our Account To Aid In This Important Venture. The Internal Revenue Service Of The United States Of America Will Function As Our Trusted Intermediary. I Propose That You Make This Transfer Before The Fifteenth (15th) Of The Month Of April.

I Know That A Transaction Of This Magnitude Would Make Anyone Apprehensive And Worried. But I Am Assuring You That All Will Be Well At The End Of The Day. A Bold Step Taken Shall Not Be Regretted, I Assure You. Please Do Be Informed That This Business Transaction Is 100% Legal. If You Do Not Wish To Co-Operate In This Transaction, Please Contact Our Intermediary Representatives To Further Discuss The Matter.

I Pray That You Understand Our Plight. My Family And Our Colleagues Will Be Forever Grateful. Please Reply In Strict Confidence To The Contact Numbers Below.

Sincerely With Warm Regards,

George Walker Bush

Switchboard: 202.456.1414
Comments: 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461

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By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

11 replies on “The Latest E-Mail Scam…”

I’ll be up front, this post has little to do with the post (sorry), but it did remind me of something funny I got as an email a few months ago… It was a spam for porno, but the catch was that it was for a website offering “Real Live Crazy Nude Farm Girls!” I kid you not. They acted like a farm girl was an endangered species–rare in every sense of the world, and to top it off, they even managed to find the crazy nude variety. LOL.

Way to capitalize every word there, “George.” I’ve seen people capitalize everything and nothing, but that’s a new twist. It’s comforting to know that our commander-in-chief doesn’t know first grade level punctuation.

All I Could See Is How Everything Is Capitalized, No Matter Where In The Sentence It Is. It Drives Me Nuts Trying To Imitate It.

Very Amusing!

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