To Help the Guys…

My Dad sent me this tonight, and it just amused me too much – I had to share!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE. Men, consider this the “Owner’s Manual” you’ve been looking for.

1. *Fine* : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. *Five Minutes *: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. *Nothing :* This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. *Go Ahead* : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. *Loud Sigh* : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. *That’s Okay* : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. *Thanks* : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint… Just say you’re welcome.

8. *Whatever* : Is a women’s way of saying F– YOU!

9. *Don’t worry about it, I got it :* Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.