I don’t normally watch the Today show in the morning, but I’ve caught it a few times recently. I can’t help but wonder every time I see Matt Lauer, “Dude?! What’s up with your hair?!?” Matt is normally pretty good looking – what’s up with the buzz hair? Is there something I’m missing out on here?
Speaking of Today, I just discovered that someone found my site using Google while searching for “christine michele morning show“. Hey, Michele! Do you think it’s a sign that we need our own show? Can you see it now? Interesting news, sarcastic wit and boobies, all the time! We’d knock that Katie Couric chick off the map!
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hey, its because he’s balding. he admitted it, even. he figures that the buzz cut hides his balding more than the other haircut did. personally, he’s lost some “cuteness” points in my book 😉
Yeah, mine too! Come on Matt! Be proud of going bald. The buzz is just showing off the gray and making you look like you don’t have hair at all!
The buzzcut doesn’t do much for poor old Matt — but I think he’d look totally hot as a bald guy. I think he should just shave it all off and embrace the lifestyle!
We’d be on the air one day before the Moral Majority started picketing in front of the studios.
i like it….christine and michele, and bald guys – add in the picketing, and ladies and gentlemen, we have a show.
i think the networks will buy it, if you throw in the boobies, for sure.
😉
If we throw in boobies I think that only Fox would pick us up. You know Fox – home of the freak show circus! But we would have a TON of fun!
(praying)
“…please, PLEASE God, i know i don’t talk with you much, hell, i don’t even think you’re there, but if you are PLEASE don’t give MICHELE airtime! please, please, pleeeeaaase that woman scares me. oh, but if you wanna put Christine’s big pink cookies up, i’m game anytime. Amen.”
Bran, you are cruisin’ for a bruisin’ today.
I’m actually very shy in public. I don’t like speaking in front of a crowd, even if I am picturing them all in their underwear. Have no fear.
Could you handle talking with just a camera in the room? It could be just the too of us on an uber-cool couch. No studio audience, no “Today show” window, just us. Come on, you know you could do it…
Just the two of us? On a couch? My hands in close proximity of your boobies?
I’m there.
SWEET! Hot girl-on-girl action with Michele! *whoo hoo!* Now my life can be complete!
Yes, you … me … and a couch in a nice comfy fabric. Something soft and soothing. Nothing could be better!
We’re delving into Cinemax territory here.
You mean Skinemax, right? 😉
Um, folks? Hi. Mike (aka Dateman – oops, let the cat out) here. Just who the hell said I’d be sharing the big pink cookies? 😉
Get – *smack* – your – *whack* – hands back! – *slap*
wait… hang on… hot girl on girl action…
Okay, go for it. But not on nat’l television. I know I’ve got a video camera around here *somewhere*…
Oh like I didn’t figure out you were dateman. Please.
Now, about that sharing. She was mine first 🙂
Arm wrestle ya for ’em. 😉
There are enough Pink Cookies for everyone. We can all share and play nice…
I *knew* it. Christine’s got her own Mike. Everything is right in the world. 🙂
Christine and Michele quality television. All boobies. All the time.
Actually, now that I think about this – I want to see Mike & Michele arm wrestle. Please? For me? Or maybe Michele & I should jello wrestle? Mmmm… jello!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MATT LAUER’S HAIRSTYLE? FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY, PLEASE GET UP FROM YOUR COMPUTER AND GET A LIFE!
*giggle* Ok Johnswoman. Settle down. It’s a BLOG. Where I get to ramble aimlessly about whatever I want. Free babbling.
The bigger question is – why were you doing searches for info on Matt’s hair if your life is so much more significantly better than mine? Huh? Huh? Yeah. Seems you should step away from the keyboard yourself, and turn off the “Caps Lock” key when you do, mmmk?
(Geepers. At least I didn’t sit and do a search at Google asking what was up with Matt’s hair…)
Christine
What’s wrong with sitting down and doing a search at Google about what is up with Matt’s hair?
You say it like it’s a bad thing!!
That’s how I find out all interesting things about pink cookies and Skinemax!! *grin*
Oh Lian, there is nothing wrong with doing searches on Goggle for info on Matt’s hair. It was the irony of “johnswoman” telling me to get a life because I wrote a post asking that question, and yet she “asked” Google the same question by hitting my site after doing a search for it. It was a laughing response to her enraged sounding comment, written in all caps, about how I needed to get a life. 🙂
this might be a bit late on the comments, but the buzz cut is a good way of going out in style. He still has some hair on top. His hair cuts will get shorter and shorter until he shaves it. Dont you chicks like to rub a buzzed head…
Hello,
Hey what is up with Matts hair?
He does look very bad, and so not him self.
Matt’s hair is horrible. Not everybody looks good with super short hair. His old hair wasn’t long– but is didn’t make him look stupid. Nowadays there are lots of treatments for balding head that work really well. He is an idiot for trying to “embrace” the baldness when having real hair is still an option. Anyway, I don’t buy the balding thing, I can see that he still has plenty of stubbs at the top cut short.
He looks stupid now and that’s a fact.
Super short hair is cool if it looks good on your particular face. For Matt, it brings out a look of a moron.
The Importance of Being Mike
What is it about Mikes that they leave girls “smitten like a kitten” ? Mine has, for going on 6