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You Know I Do!

Kymberlie and I went to Fazoli’s for lunch today. (Sorry, no pictures this time Mikey.) When we got in the car to leave, I had the radio on. A commercial came on for some diet tablet (TurboTrim?) and it was about two women at a store trying on swimwear.

The first woman (with very fake tone to her voice) says, “Oh! You’re going to try on the bikini? You’re so brave. Let me see! Oh my goodness! Look at you! You look so good! Your thighs! Your hips! Your abs! Have you gone to a wax salon? Your butt! What have you been doing?”

The second woman goes on to say that she is taking the miracle diet supplement that is just melting pounds away (in an equally fake but not quite as annoying voice). She tells her friend that it’s just amazing! “I can eat anything I want, even cheesecake! And I never have to exercise, the pounds just melt away! It’s so wonderful!” She then asks her friend if she would like to try some – to which the friend replies …

“You know I do! You little hottie!”

I would like to know who is personally responsible for writing this script. They should be bitch-slapped. What were they thinking? No woman would ever speak to her friend like that! It was too hysterical. Now Kymberlie & I are callling all of our co-workers “You little hottie!” and we will probably be sued for sexual harrassment! If that happens, I’m going after TurboTrim. It’s all their fault…

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

10 replies on “You Know I Do!”

oh yes, i agree with Kymberlie–when i’m out trying on bathing suits, which is frequent, i make a point of calling all my “girlfriends” little hotties! i think it has something to do with the flourescent lighting and funhouse mirrors they put in the dressing room; does funny things to our fragile female minds.

This commercial was obviously written straight out of some mans fantasy. I’m suprised he didn’t have them tickling each other. Ha ha. Mmmm…Fazoli’s! I love their pizza!

as much as those kindsa radio commercials suck, i love to hear ’em. i love to hate those damned things! and, nevermind the cheesy voice actresses and lame “plot”… if being in great shape were as easy as taking a pill, EVERYBODY would already be in shape…

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