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The Great Car Mystery…

The new house is off of Spring Cypress in northwest Houston. Houston is a strange city with no deed restrictions, so instead we live in subdivisions which have deed restrictions. Inbetween the subdivisions, especially on this side of town, you never know what you will find. There is still a farm across the street from my high school, but HP (Compaq) is right down the road with a huge sprawling campus. On Spring Cypress, it’s still pretty undeveloped. They are building now, but there are still individual houses lining the road too.

When we first moved here, I noticed a lot with a chain link fence around it and a mobile home parked inside. After a day or two, I noticed that there was someone in the car – it looked like he was smoking. As time went by, I would look at the car every time we drove past. Would there be someone inside? What would they be doing? Why are they outside instead of in the house? Do they get kicked out when they go to smoke?

It became a game for us. Every time I drove past, I had to look to see if there was someone in the car and I would imagine what they were doing out there. It didn’t matter what time of day it was, a car was always there. It was my job to be spy detective and figure out what was going on.

Until the day that Mike burst my bubble over the whole thing.

I was giving him my report on what I had seen in the mystery car over the past day or two. I had to fill him in because I wanted to know what he had seen. I had to piece this puzzle together, so enlisting him as my spy partner seemed to be only logical.

That was when he told me. He knew the answer. There was no mystery at all.

The person in the car was a security guard. He had seen him get out of the car one day to check the grounds. That’s why some days he was there, but other days I didn’t see him.

It was so simple, but I was disappointed. My game was gone. I looked forward to driving past there to see what was going on, and after hearing the news, I had nothing.

After awhile, there wasn’t a car there any more. I guess they didn’t need a guard for awhile. This morning, I noticed a small SUV with “Securitas” written on it. If that had been there all along, my game would have never even started. It may sound strange, but I still miss my guessing game, trying to figure out why the man was sitting in the car.

If you are unsatisfied with your current body corporate managers you should seriously consider changing so you are obtaining the highest level of body corporate services. Now that I think about it, there is a small building on the property. I wonder what they have inside of there? Hmmm…

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Time Is What I Need…

Whew. I needed a good laugh, and the bride man in my post below definitely gave it to me. Mad props to Chelsey (my maid of honor) for e-mailing me about it, and then calling me to force me to read the e-mail.

Today was one of those days. You know, the kind where you don’t think it could possibly get any worse – and then it does? Yeah, one of those. It was like news about different things kept piling on me, until I hit information overload. I can’t take any more news for today. No decisions either. I have another round of wedding invitations to prepare (I just got the addresses) and mail out in the morning. I have two web sites to finish. I’m up to my eyeballs in stuff to do – all of which seems to require immediate attention.

Tomorrow morning I have a hair appointment. I want to get it cut a month before the wedding so if it is bad there is time to fix it. I know it doesn’t always seem like it, but I am actually a paranoid control freak – I just hide it well some days. Then we have an appointment at 6:30 tomorrow to have all of the dresses altered. That is if I still have bridesmaids – I was a bit snappy earlier. I hope they will still have me. It was a bad day, but still…

It’s sort of ironic, being as busy as I am right now. I have gotten exactly what I wanted. I went to see “13 Going on 30” this weekend, and it was a good reminder to be careful what you wish for. It was an absolutely adorable girly movie with a soundtrack that rocks. I think everyone should see it. I might just go and see it again myself. Even though it made me cry. Twice. Stop laughing at me…

Ok, I did have one issue with the movie. Jenna turns 13 on May 26, 1987. On her birthday, she is watching a Rick Springfield video, the Michael Jackson “Thriller” video, and is otherwise dressed for 1984. But they said it was 1987. I’m sorry, but those songs are like soooooooo 1984. Great songs, but not the hits of 1987. It’s the little things that you notice some days. The music and the blue eyeshadow. *shiver*

So anyways, I am alive and well. Way too busy. And obviously, I need to remember to laugh every once in awhile.

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If I Didn’t Have a Dress Already…

I found my ex-wife’s wedding dress in the attic when I moved. She took the $4000 engagement ring but left the dress. I was actually going to have a dress burning party when the divorce became final, but my sister talked me out of it. She said, “That’s such a gorgeous dress. Some lucky girl would be glad to have it. You should sell it on EBay. At least get something back for it.” So, this is what I’m doing. I’m selling it hoping to get enough money for maybe a couple of Mariners tickets and some beer. This dress cost me $1200 that my drunken sot of an ex-father-in-law swore up and down he would pay for but didn’t so I got stuck with the bill.

Anyone need his ex-wife’s size 12 wedding dress with no reserve?

By the way, he’s not ugly just because he has a huge white blotch on his face. The headdress and veil are included. The doo rag is not.

(The most amusing part? The bidding on the dress started at $1. It’s over $1400 now. The fact that he’s freakin’ hysterical in the Ebay ad probably helps!)

(In case Ebay pulls it, you can read the full ad below. I’ll add the photos tomorrow.)

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Is It Cheating?

In the middle of the night last night, I couldn’t sleep. I started thinking about Jason’s Social Studies project that I had read through for him earlier in the day, proofing the final draft so it could be turned in this morning. I suddenly realized that somehow the ethnic background of Austria and Australia had been left out of his report. (I am quite the expert on the statistics of both nations now, thanks to this project.)

I was thinking that I could have him add the information in to the report this morning. It’s his work, and he should do it. Not me.

But what if something was to go wrong? Then what? We are adjusting to the mornings home together, I am still getting used to getting up at 6:15 am, so what if I overslept, and because of that he lost points? The teacher left it off of the second part of instructions, but it was an item he had to list in the first half of the project, and everything from the first half was supposed to be in the second half too.

The dilemna. What to do, what to do…

I finally got up, copied and pasted the sentence from the first report, copied the information on the ethnic diversity from the CIA information website for Australia, reprinted the page and switched it out in his report.

He knows the information. He has spent weeks working on this. It was just an oversight that the information was left off in the first place. If I didn’t fix it, I was going to get even less sleep last night, because I could not stop tossing and turning after I realized it was missing.

I showed him the error this morning, the information I slid in (all of two sentences) and the page I pulled out. He was happy that it was ready to go and he didn’t have to make the changes at 6:30 am.

I’m ok with what I did, but for some reason I keep thinking that I should feel guilty over it. So what does that mean? Am I a bad Mom that helped he cheat or something like that on his homework? Or am I the cool Mom that is looking out for him?

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Like Opening the Floodgates…

For three days, I couldn’t think of a thing to post. (Not that I had any time to do it anyways, but still…) Really, did you want to hear the excitement of me finally getting my insurance coverage straightened out? No, probably not.

Now? It’s like the floodgates have opened. I have about 37 different things I want to write about. Here’s a list, so I can come back later and write more. Think of it as the sneak preview or something…

– Stunning not shocking…
– Dude, you should have bought a Dell…
– Ceremony ideas and suggestions…
– The great photography debate…
– The bridezilla symposium…
– Catholic school uniforms…

… and so much more!

Emily “stole” my post about the ball yanking man. Ok, not really stole – she just wrote about it first. I tried, but I just was too tipsy to write about it Saturday night, and it was sounding all garbled as I tried to explain that it was some guy in the Greater Houston Area that I have never met. Anyways, I don’t care what he tried to tell to my friend, that crap is not “normal”. Ever.