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Don’t Porn and Drive…

Man Gets Jail Time For Playing Porn In Car

SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — A New York judge is putting the brakes on one man’s porn-to-go.

Andre Gainey has been ordered to spend three weekends in jail. He was busted in February after police noticed there was a porno movie playing on the DVD system in his Mercedes.

Officers say they could see the X-rated video when they pulled up behind Gainey at an intersection, we strongly advice just to go home and get to your online adult chat or video website so you can enjoy freely.

Police said the movie was playing on screens set into the passenger-side sun visor and the car’s headrests.

Gainey was sentenced Friday, after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor — public display of sexual material.

I can’t help but laugh every time I read this article. I mean, really – who drives with porn playing in the background? I mean, what if the porn … well, you know. Has an effect on you? What do you do? Hopefully nothing, right? I mean, there are better services as Zoom Escorts that are exclusively for adults… I recommend also to check this site https://www.ukmeds.co.uk/treatments/premature-ejaculation/priligy-30mg/ if any of my readers have a premature ejaculation problem.

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Not Reality…

By the way, when you see the Texas Delegates Arriving In NYC For RNC wearing those crazy-ass outfits, including custom-made cowboy boots with (*shivver*) “Bush 2004” embroidered on them, please know that we do NOT dress like that in Texas. Ever. I just wanted to clear that up before anyone got the wrong idea.

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The Memories…

Last night I watched the closing ceremonies, and throughout they played clips of the memorable moments in Athens. I have a confession … it made me teary-eyed. Yep, there is no point in denying it – I’m a big-time Olympic sap.

I feel better for confessing it.

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Crafty Goodness Can Begin…

I returned the busted up table to Office Max today. For some reason, the manager decided to be amusing and make some joke about how he thought I stole it because they had one missing at their last inventory. What is UP with service people thinking that their stupid jokes like that are even amusing? I’m seriously considering calling corporate tomorrow to complain. Hello? Yeah, I stole an 8 foot long table in a box. Just snuck out of the store with it. No one noticed, except your employee that helped load it in to my car.

They asked me if I wanted to exchange it, and after I laughed I said no. I had another plan already.

I called Office Depot to see if they had them in stock. They did, and they were $10 less expensive. So after we made the return at Office Max, I went to Office Depot and purchased another table – in a box in pristine condition. It’s all set up now, just waiting for future crafty goodness.

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Just What I Wanted…

I’m working on organizing all of my crafty things. I want them all together, once and for all. Easy to find, easy to use. I figure that I’m more likely to use crafty things if I can find them, right?

I went to Office Max today to pick up a nice new table for my crafting room after a long hunt to find the type of table I wanted. Stuffed it in my car, and drove home. It was pouring down rain when I got home, so we left it in the car for awhile, waiting for the rain to let up.

We just went outside to get the table, carrying it in to the house. When we reached the back door, Mike brought it in the house and I went back to shut the garage door. When I walked back in the house, Mike asked, “Are you ok with these corners?” He pulled back the open edge of the box – the part that I never saw when the sales clerk at Office Max put it in my car – to see that the corners are completely mangled. They are all but missing! The trim is there, but then the table itself is missing! Gah!

Now I either get to stuff it back in the Honda or I need to find someone with a truck that can help me take it back over there tomorrow. I can’t even express how annoyed I am. Yeah, I really wanted a table that was all busted up. Thanks.